So here's my suggestion: Write a guest post on a popular blog and then get sick when it runs, causing you to miss the brief exposure it provides you.
Yay my immune system!
I hate being sick. Mostly, I hate it because I'm sick. I doubt anyone sits at their computer writing a blog post about how they love being sick.
I also hate being sick because when I take off from work, I have so much free time for writing! But all I do is sit around feeling miserable.
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan
I haven't been this sick in over a year. I don't like it. If someone would like to take over being sick for me, that would be much appreciated.
...yeah, that's all I got. This seemed funny when I thought it in my head. Now that I've written it, I'm not so sure. Then again, I've been breathing through my mouth for two days and everything tastes like mucus. So...
Hope you're all doing well. Hello to the new readers. Aren't you glad you stopped by? It's not always this lame, I promise.
...well, at least I hope not.
Yay my immune system!
I hate being sick. Mostly, I hate it because I'm sick. I doubt anyone sits at their computer writing a blog post about how they love being sick.
I also hate being sick because when I take off from work, I have so much free time for writing! But all I do is sit around feeling miserable.
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan
I haven't been this sick in over a year. I don't like it. If someone would like to take over being sick for me, that would be much appreciated.
...yeah, that's all I got. This seemed funny when I thought it in my head. Now that I've written it, I'm not so sure. Then again, I've been breathing through my mouth for two days and everything tastes like mucus. So...
Hope you're all doing well. Hello to the new readers. Aren't you glad you stopped by? It's not always this lame, I promise.
...well, at least I hope not.